The Alternative F1 Championship.
OK, sometimes, the points don't go the right drivers, or aren't really given for the right things.
So, just to spice things up a bit here's an alternative look at things in Austria.
(Well I have to do something whilst I'm doing the bacon sandwiches!)
10 pts | DC, who did everything right and did it very well too. A masterful performance |
6 pts | Kimi Raikkonen, who once again displayed great maturity and control. |
4 pts | Eddie Irvine, for at least bringing the Jag home and nearly in the points. |
3 pts | Mika Hakkinen for immaculate self control when he probably just wanted to make concrete overcoats for Ron and Norbert |
2 pts | JPM, for yet again telling Schumi, this ain't going to be easy buddy |
1 pt | Ron Dennis, for getting his words right in the post race press interview. |
-10 pts | Rubinho, for wimping out and letting Schumi through |
- 30 pts | Schumi, for not having the good grace to say thanks in public. (Would have been - 50, but at least he managed to look uncomfortable in the press conference!) |
-50 pts | Jean Todt. What happened to racing Jean? |
-100pts | The Jordan sparks who managed to get his team forward by about 2 inches at the start |